dissabte, 30 d’agost del 2008

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Si amics, ahir em vaig comprar uns tejanos nous. Això només passa cada 4 anys, aproximadament, i com us podeu imaginar, entrar a una tenda de roba és algo estrany. Vaig anar a Glòries per comprar un regal al fill d'un amic, anda que no mola, ara la roba dels nens és igual que la dels adults i és molt graciós, pots vestir al teu fill igual que tu. Ja que estava per allà vaig aprofitar per comprar-me uns tejanos (per cert per que s'escriu en plural en castellà?: unos tejanos)... bueno, jo m'he copmprat, un texà, perquè el que tenia estava cosit amb unes grapes que començaven a oxidar-se. Vaig anar a Springfield, no al poble dels Simpsom, a la tenda de roba. És un lloc on la roba està a mig camí de lo modernillo i lo clàssic. Vull dir, que pots trobar texans que encara no estan trencats, ni tenen cremalleres per tots els puestus i aquestes coses.

Conversa amb el dependent després de trobar uns tejanos "normals":

-Me los puedo probar?
-...(cara de flipat)... hombre claro... jeje
-jeje... (jo que sé, ho pregunto... per si de cas... em probo els tejanos, crec que em queden bé, bueno això penso allà dins, tampoc soc ningú per dir-ho... vaig cap a la caixa).
-que? (em diu el dependent)
-bé... (i el tiu es queda del rotllo, vols alguna cosa més???... com no sé dir que "no" li dic que si... i penso una estona que cony (no) vull més)... -cinturones teneis?
-si, mira... (i va movent el culet cap a un puestu on tenen penjats 50.000 cinturons. Jo penso: joder tots son molt feos)
-mira, este te quedará muy bien con ese tejano...
-no...
-pues este...
-no... ...alguno de color negro? o gris oscuro?
(...)
el tiu em segueix ensenyant cinturons horribles, i començo a pensar que està a punt de passar aquella linia de temps en la qual hauré de comprar un puto cinturó que no vull perquè ja portem massa estona amb la tonteria de si este o si el otro. Finalment, em fixo en el preu i veig que valen 14.90 euracos... joder! si el tejano m'ha costat 29.

-huy... es que son muy caros he?...
-pues no se, a ver estos...

PROU! no vull veure més cinturons, vull pagar i marxar si us plau, em començo a posar vermell i em sua el front... faig com que em pentino per aixugarme el suor... ...passa una estona i veu que no em pot encolomar un cinturó...

-has visto estos tejanos de aquí, valen 15 euros...
-a si... (joder que feos)
-mira ves...
-no, no que ya está... que si desto ya vendré otro día...
-mira, son de la temporada pasada, pero estan muy bien...

Cullons que pesao!!!! Camino cap a la caixa i em comença a cobrar en mig d'un silenci incòmode, perquè a mi em sap greu no haber comprat res més... mira, sòc així... llavors fas aquella clàssica pregunta:

-los puedo cambiar... no? (que penses: però si ja t'els has probat, però no se ... sé que aquestes coses es pregunten.
-si, no pierdas el tiket.
-adéu.
-hasta luego.

Sempre m'ha fet gràcia això dels tikets: "no pierdas el tiket". Aquesta és una frase que em va quedar gravada en algún moment de petit, peruè sempre guardo els tikets, porto les butxaques plenes, del mercadona, del condis... de tots els puestus i acostumen a estar doblegats amb algún billet del canvi.

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Quan pesis 60 kilos, t'engreixes molt ràpid fins a més de 100. Llavors t'estàs en aquest pes un temps. Pel camí t'hauràs hagut d'anar comprar pantalons que t'hauràs posat molt poc, perquè en el temps d'anar de la botiga a casa ja no et valen. Aleshores comences a aprimar-te, però poc a poquet. Trobaràs que aquells pantalons oblidats tornen a anar-te i això et farà més il·lusió que estrenar un de totalment nou. Ara mateix porto un d'aquests pantalons.

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